More people you see at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival:
-The guy in all black wearing a Metallica T-shirt. He’s not at the wrong festival–he’s here for Ghost B.C.
-People with GoPro cameras. I’ve seen a guy with one attached to his hat, plenty of people carrying them on sticks around the field.
-The reality show star who thinks they’re a celebrity.
-The drunk girl getting sick next to the food tent.
-Lots of white people wearing Wu-Tang Clan shirts.
-People wearing white pants. Seriously, do you not sit down anywhere, ever?
-Woman using an inflatable flamingo as an air guitar. Saw it today for JEFF the Brotherhood.
-Women who think pasties are acceptable attire.